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Why your team sucks

Messagepar onibakou » mer. août 26, 2015 10:24

Voici une présentation de chacune des équipes avant cette nouvelle saison.. mais avec un ton décalé et sous un angle hilarant avec des liens et des commentaires savoureux. :D Pour moi, c'est priceless. C'est work in progress, je rajouterai les liens au fur et à mesure de leur apparition. Enjoy !

NFC West :
49 ers : http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-san-francisco-49ers-1724542048
Rams : http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-st-louis-rams-1721321024
Cardinals : http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-arizona-cardinals-1726389620
Seahawks : http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-seattle-seahawks-1728720266

NFC North :
Bears : http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-chicago-bears-1720623495
Vikings : http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-minnesota-vikings-1723087595
Packers : http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-green-bay-packers-1728711018
Lions : http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-detroit-lions-1726087529

NFC East :
Redskins : http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-washington-redskins-1719717871
Giants : http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-new-york-giants-1721065535
Eagles : http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-philadelphia-eagles-1725165274
Cowboys : http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-dallas-cowboys-1727212555

NFC South :
Buccaneers : http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-tampa-bay-buccaneers-1718991122
Saints : http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-new-orleans-saints-1723604846
Falcons : http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-atlanta-falcons-1720824337
Panthers : http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-carolina-panthers-1726641363

AFC West :
Raiders : http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-oakland-raiders-1719710243
Chiefs : http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-kansas-city-chiefs-1725050368
Chargers : http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-san-diego-chargers-1723853194
Broncos : http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-denver-broncos-1727238512

AFC North :
Browns : http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-cleveland-browns-1723346122
Steelers : http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-pittsburgh-steelers-1725629956
Ravens : http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-baltimore-ravens-1726937950
Bengals : http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-cincinnati-bengals-1725399813

AFC East :
Patriots : http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-new-england-patriots-1728783368
Jets : http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-new-york-jets-1720356172
Dolphins : http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-miami-dolphins-1723928510
Bills : http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-buffalo-bills-1724824323

AFC South
Titans : http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-tennessee-titans-1719223375
Jaguars : http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-jacksonville-jaguars-1719472297
Colts : http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-indianapolis-colts-1728020622
Texans : http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-houston-texans-1724117994
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Re: Why your team sucks

Messagepar Thiergow » mer. août 26, 2015 14:01

Les commentaires des fans sont à tordants :roule:
Our best defensive player blew off a fucking finger playing with fireworks.

Our best offensive player is appearing on the cover of Madden this year, which means he will probably tear his ACL picking up his dry cleaning tomorrow.

Our 2 time Super Bowl winning coach is everyone’s angry grandpa.

Our 2 time Super Bowl winning quarterback is everyone’s derpy little brother.

We share our ridiculously inconvenient stadium with The Fucking Jets.


Et un autre sur les blessures:
Their injury list, before training camp has even started:

Victor Cruz, preseason (Actual Football Injury)

Will Beatty, 6-10 weeks (Working Out)

Jason Pierre-Paul, 1 finger (Loves America but Is a Moron)

Jon Beason, 12/16 games (is Jon Beason)

Odell Beckham Jr., training camp (Has Hamstrings)

Just to be clear, that is our starting left tackle, our best defensive end, two out of three of our best wide receivers, and the guy who would be our starting middle linebacker if he could survive long enough to play double-digit snaps in a season.

Bon, je ris. Mais je ris jaune... :(

Je vais lire les autres. C'est excellent ^^
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Re: Why your team sucks

Messagepar Nathy » mer. août 26, 2015 16:32

Je me réjouis de voir celui sur les Ravens :mrgreen:

Merci pour toute la liste!
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Messagepar elfe98 » mer. août 26, 2015 17:39

Fan des vikings : "Our all time best Quarterback was borrowed from Green Bay."

Mouhahahahaha <3

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Messagepar grifskins » ven. août 28, 2015 10:07

Fan redskins : "The Redskins organization is like the country of North Korea: no reality of the outside world gets inside the walls and everything said by the organization is the most insane shit anyone could come up with."

So true !
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Re: Why your team sucks

Messagepar Bitnic » ven. août 28, 2015 11:06

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Han le con :lol:
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Re: Why your team sucks

Messagepar onibakou » lun. août 31, 2015 10:34

Bitnic a écrit :Image

Han le con :lol:


Tu as vu ce beau "brawl" entre 49ers fans et Cards fans? :shock:

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Messagepar onibakou » lun. août 31, 2015 10:35

NFC South completed

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Re: Why your team sucks

Messagepar Chiwaruchk » lun. août 31, 2015 12:28

C'est excellent !

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Messagepar Thiergow » lun. août 31, 2015 13:26

Mes passages préférés sur les Eagles:
You’re not gonna believe this, but the Eagles say Bradford “looks great” in practice this summer. He’s so sharp! Why, I bet he’s feels healthier than he’s ever felt! He’s really ready this time, guys! Nothing is gonna stop him from...

******AS WE SPEAK BRADFORD IS STRUCK BY AN ONCOMING CSX FREIGHT TRAIN******

Aw, man! And he was doing so well!


I better cram in as many Tebow jokes as I can here before Kelly finally mercy-cuts him next week. At least, you better hope he cuts Tebow. Because if he doesn’t… Oh, God. Oh God, what if he follows through on using Tebow as a two-point conversion specialist? And then Tebow makes ONE nice QB dive in an early game while the other QBs struggle? What if Skip Bayless says…

NO. No, I can’t. I won’t let it happen. I will infiltrate NORAD and enter the nuke codes if I have to. We can’t let Tebowmania happen in Philadelphia. It would be like a volcano erupting inside a hurricane. No one would be spared. I would rather burn to death.


Et comme toujours, d'excellents commentaires de fans ^^
Here is what is likely to happen this season: First, Eagles start off 2-0 including a beat down of Dallas in week 2. Sam Bradford throws for 800 yards and 10 TDs and Murray runs for 200 plus each of the first 2 games. Everyone is excited and the Booyah network is already proclaiming the Eagles the team to beat.

Next, week 3 Eagles at Jets. Early in the game Sam Bradford drops back only to destroy his knee ala Rodney Peete. Sanchize comes in throws 5 picks and gets cheered by JETS fans all game. Eagles lose 45-6.

Eagles lose their next 6 games. Chip Kelly quits moments after learning the Titans have fired the Wiz and is hired within 24 hours by Titans. Chip wins 5 Super Bowls in 6 years with Mariota at the helm while the Eagles win 5 total games during that time.

Fuck the Eagles and fuck Chip Kelly for trying to convince me Sam Bradford won’t get hurt because of his bullshit sports science.


I just hope that, in his first snap, Sanchez will be lined up behind Tebow at center for some reason, then Sanchez butt fumbles, only it goes up Tebow’s butt and he has to go to confession after.


We haven’t won a title since my grandfather was my age. Since then, it’s been 50 years of getting face fucked. By the way, pop-pop is dead.


Growing up an Eagles fan is the necessary preparation I need for being mediocre throughout life. I’ll have nice, personal, victories here and there, and I’ll have some memorable moments.

But alas, I’m an Eagles fan, and that means that I’ll never get a corner office, get married, and have a family. That means that I’ll have the woman of my dreams right in front of me, and on 3rd and 4, I’ll say something to sabotage the entire relationship and ruin my shot. And just when I think that things might get better by hiring a life coach/financial planner who shows promise, he’ll intentionally shit all over my life and ruin what little I had going for myself.

I’ll be 50 years old and overweight, wearing a Randall Cunningham jersey at the Linc, telling the young kids throwing batteries at Cowboys players about the good ol’ days.

Fuck this team. Fuck Chip Kelly. Fuck you mouth breathers in South Philly.


Only Philadelphia Fans can be dumb enough to believe that trading Foles and a draft pick for Sam Bradford could actually work under Chip Kelly’s system, when it’s clear as day he put all his eggs in one basket, to get Mariota, and that backfired.
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Messagepar onibakou » mar. sept. 01, 2015 11:49

AFC North completed

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Messagepar Chiwaruchk » mar. sept. 01, 2015 13:16

Un fan des Bengals :

Being a Bengals fan means having Browns fans telling you that your quarterback sucks and Steelers fans telling you that your team is full of criminals without a hint of irony yet having no way to argue with either of those facts.

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Messagepar Greg Meangreen » mar. sept. 01, 2015 14:26

WWF a lancé un programme de protection des fan des bengals
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Messagepar onibakou » mer. sept. 02, 2015 9:24

NFC East completed

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Re: Why your team sucks

Messagepar Nathy » mer. sept. 02, 2015 11:04

JOE FLACCO IS ELITE, THAT IS ALL.

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